IM DONE WITH THIS THING! WAHOO! WAHEY! HEEEHEEEE!

I NEVER WANT TO SEE AN HTML DOCUMENT EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no but seriously holy shit am i glad to be done. im making this pretty much plain text for a couple of reasons but the biggest among them is unironically that i cannot force myself to keep caring about the way shit on this website looks. im done. the narrative is over. may we all be thankful.

anyways, thank you for reading this weird little thing! i worked real hard on it for like a week, and i think it might be the thing ive done in my life that im most proud of next to a really good dnd mini campaign i ran once. (shoutout that group, who are also the people i made this for. couldnt have done it without all of you <3). im putting a fucking > here so it doesn't look so damn annoying on Neo Shitties Dot Cum.(that's for me. don't worry about it.)

i really like what i did here, is my point. i hope you did too! and if you did, you're probably wondering if you found every page. well... that's what this is for. i'm making a BIG FUCKING LIST of all the pages, right here right now, so you can see if you missed any. however, if you're more interested in seeing my own commentary on the website, there is another directory that doesn't show you whether or not you've visited each page but does have my thoughts on EVERY PAGE IN THIS WEBSITE! fun fact: there are (checks other tab) oh dear lord. 65 FUCKING PAGES. including this one. so be grateful, even though some of those are literally a sentence long. anyways, you can find my commentary here. it's currently unfinished. and here's the list of every page... they're not labeled, because i dont wanna spoil any you missed in case you wanna try and find them on the website, but you can tell if you've visited based on their color.

  • there's also an official playlist, if you're one of the freaks who'd be into that, as well as a retrospective on my tumblr.

    alright. that's literally everything. thank you for reading, and good luck with searching! also, sign the guestbook, would ya?